I've observed that in every department In school,there are
this set of students you would always find in your department no matter what.
Well,with enough said,let's start from somewhere :
1. THE S.U(s): These sets of students are always "spiritual"
thus looking @ every other student in the class like sinners. Any small issue,they
would start quoting bible!
2. THE EFINWES/GURUS: Theses one's are the first class students always
reading at the slightest opportunity. At times,they make you look very
unserious. They hardly joke/play in the class. Always reading!
3.THE SLEEPING MACHINES: I have two of them in my department. Chai,they
can sleep for Africa! Morning,afternoon or evening lectures,they are always
dozing or sleeping like tomorrow no dey.
4. THE DECEIVERS: I call them the deceivers Coz these sets of students
are the most playful in class. Always too playful either lecture is on or not.
The deceiving part of it is these people read like teracopy behind close
doors,have good grades yet always too playful. Most times,they appear unserious
but let result come out,you would be shocked to see them with the best grades.
The foolish students joins them playing not knowing what He does behind close
doors.
5. THE I.T.Ks: These people can be very annoying! Always wanting their
own opinion/suggestion to supersede others. They think they are always right
whenever issues arises.
6. THE COOL DUDE/BAE: These ones hardly talks in class. They just
enter,sit,write and leave the class. They only tend to talk with just two
people in a class of 80.
7. THE WAVES STUDENT: You only see these ones whenever there's
test,pratical & exam. Sometimes,you wonder if truly they are students.
8. THE CAUSE TROUBLE: At any slight opportunity,they don cause trouble.
Fight with this,fight with that. Hardly will a week go by without them fighting
anybody. They can also implicate the whole class at times.
9. THE ACTIVISTS: I belong to this set of students Coz I hate cheating
like madt! We challenge unserious lecturers,corrupt class reps who all they
want is to milk you dry and yet embezzel course notes money. We challenge any
decision that is against the interest of the students.
10. THE OLODOs: These ones no sabi anything! They can even tell you to
spell their name for them or remind them their matric number. Sitting with such
people during exams can be frustrating. They beg you to spell for them even
after telling them answers!
11. THE FRONT/BACK SITTERS: No matter the circumstances,these ones will
always sit either in the front or at the back. Some even have permanent sit
they assigned to themselves.
12. THE FUNNY BONES: A day without them in class,it always boring. They
can make joke out of anything! Even lecturers are aware of their humorous
attitudes. No matter how the whole class is serious or tensed up,they would
always make you laugh.
13. LATE COMERS: Morning,afternoon or evening,they are always late to
lectures so much that lecturers know them as serial late comers.
14. TALKATIVES:
Football,fashion,politics,celebrities,movies,lecturers,coursemates,they would
always have something to talk about. They hardly keep quiet. They can talk from
now till rapture comes.
